It Wasn't Me!!!!! Honest!!!!
I DID NOT kill Anna Nicole Smith.
I meant to say that I am not responsible for not being able to write for so long. It was my Stupid Mentally Retarded Brain Damaged Drooling Booger Nosed Computer.
Proof? I needed to change some stuff. Tried for DAYS on my "rides to school on the short bus" computer at home and finally became so frustrated that I went to neighborhood drug dealer and bought some heroin.
And I didn't even HAVE to become an addict because I tried the same "switch over" on my work computer and LORDY LORDY IT'S A MIRACLE! It took me 5 minutes. FIVE minutes and here I am writing away.
Do you think they have computers in rehab?
I meant to say that I am not responsible for not being able to write for so long. It was my Stupid Mentally Retarded Brain Damaged Drooling Booger Nosed Computer.
Proof? I needed to change some stuff. Tried for DAYS on my "rides to school on the short bus" computer at home and finally became so frustrated that I went to neighborhood drug dealer and bought some heroin.
And I didn't even HAVE to become an addict because I tried the same "switch over" on my work computer and LORDY LORDY IT'S A MIRACLE! It took me 5 minutes. FIVE minutes and here I am writing away.
Do you think they have computers in rehab?
posted by Bemisdown at 7:11 AM
6 Comments:
Thank God, you're back!
Wait, are we sure this is actually Bemis??
We should make sure. Perhaps she was kidnapped and replaced by an evil clone or something...
cake,
Nope. It's the real me. An evil clone would've been able to figure out the computer.
Evil clones are wicked smart.
Well, in that case...welcome back, Bemis!
Oh and I hereby assign you a week's worth of detention for being AWOL for so long. Sorry, but it's for your own good.
Bemis,
Do you have a note from your mother?
::sigh::
The silence is deafening.
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