Martin Luther King Jr. Day
Yippee.
Usually I have it OFF, and I'm grateful to the entire Civil Rights Movement for that.
But I was "asked" to represent my school at an annual Martin Luther King Jr. BREAKFAST.
Which means 7:30 A.M.
And Martin Luther King Jr. isn't even going to be there (HE got to call in dead)- just some guy I've never heard of who'll be talking about "diversity."
I hate diversity.
I hate 7:30 A.M. on my day off.
I hate the Civil Rights Movement now.
I don't mind breakfast,as long as it's not in the morning. On my day off.
And if I have to engage in any "Diversity Activities" I'm gonna start getting all Kramerish.
Usually I have it OFF, and I'm grateful to the entire Civil Rights Movement for that.
But I was "asked" to represent my school at an annual Martin Luther King Jr. BREAKFAST.
Which means 7:30 A.M.
And Martin Luther King Jr. isn't even going to be there (HE got to call in dead)- just some guy I've never heard of who'll be talking about "diversity."
I hate diversity.
I hate 7:30 A.M. on my day off.
I hate the Civil Rights Movement now.
I don't mind breakfast,as long as it's not in the morning. On my day off.
And if I have to engage in any "Diversity Activities" I'm gonna start getting all Kramerish.
posted by Bemisdown at 9:17 AM
5 Comments:
Might as well talk to myself....
That said, I don't have enough fingers to count the number of times I've been asked by America's future leaders, the ones who will be in charge of YOUR Social Security, "Was Martin Luther Black?"
Oh yeah. As Black as all German members of the Master Race were.
I learn em good.
I shouldn't be online...but friends are over and I got bored. (It's a long story.)
Will I go to hell for that? Hmmm. I won't stay away long...does that make it okay?
7:30am should be illegal, Bemis...especially on a day off. Can't you come down with a bad, 24-hour case of TB or flesh-eating bacteria or something? Be creative.
Motheragawd,
Thanks for the tips. And cake,
I actually am starting to feel a little "under the weather."
:cough cough:
Motheragawd,
Thanks for the tips. And cake,
I actually am starting to feel a little "under the weather."
:cough cough:
It could be leprosy...or scarlet fever.
Or even smallpox, making a big return!
You should stay home, just to be safe. It's the only smart option. They'll all thank you later.
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