Still Lovin the Fight
The public feud between Rosie O'Donnell and Donald Trump makes me proud to be an American.
Rosie: (on "The View," a show which noone actually views): "Donald Trump has a combover."
Donald: (Anywhere he can be heard): "Rosie's a big fat slob."
Rosie: "Trump's a pimp."
Donald: " Rosie's a loser. And a fatass. Maybe I'll send one of my 'supermodels' (as opposed to 'regular' models) over to her house to steal her girlfriend."
I like the whole tenor of the argument-it's the type of restrained, intellectual debate you would expect from public figures whose I.Q.s, if merged, might manage to make it past the double digit range.
If I were mediating this conflict, I would do the following:
1. Time-Outs for both of them, especially during "free play" periods.
2. No recess for a week.
3. Niether would be able to be "Line Leader" for the rest of the year.
4. Require them to write, in neat penmanship, letters to Santa explaining how they've been naughty and what they can do to get back on the "Nice" list.
And if that didn't work, then maybe a Pay-Per-View boxing match would do the trick. With Mike Tyson as referee, of course.
Rosie: (on "The View," a show which noone actually views): "Donald Trump has a combover."
Donald: (Anywhere he can be heard): "Rosie's a big fat slob."
Rosie: "Trump's a pimp."
Donald: " Rosie's a loser. And a fatass. Maybe I'll send one of my 'supermodels' (as opposed to 'regular' models) over to her house to steal her girlfriend."
I like the whole tenor of the argument-it's the type of restrained, intellectual debate you would expect from public figures whose I.Q.s, if merged, might manage to make it past the double digit range.
If I were mediating this conflict, I would do the following:
1. Time-Outs for both of them, especially during "free play" periods.
2. No recess for a week.
3. Niether would be able to be "Line Leader" for the rest of the year.
4. Require them to write, in neat penmanship, letters to Santa explaining how they've been naughty and what they can do to get back on the "Nice" list.
And if that didn't work, then maybe a Pay-Per-View boxing match would do the trick. With Mike Tyson as referee, of course.
posted by Bemisdown at 5:03 PM
5 Comments:
Not what I had predicted...
Okay...so who would win if Starr fought Trump??
A friend of mine was just relating how they were punished in Junior High when they got detention. While sitting in detention, the students were forced to write responses to little kids letters to Santa!
"Hi, I'm an elf in Santa's shop..." etc...
Seems like a kind of dangerous thing to do. I sure hope they proof read the letter before sending them out!
Clinky,
It certainly wasn't a BAD prediction at the time...
But now we've got Trump's daughter, Ivananakkkaka and wife Melanoma jumping onto the fray.
Think it can get more retarded?
Anunomess,
One can only IMAGINE what those letters said...
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