Name Calling
Today I saw a bunch of kids get up and walk out of the auditorium during our festive and entertaining Holiday Assembly.
First of all, if you're gonna attempt a sneak escape from anywhere, don't do it in packs of 13.
Secondly, if I had to stay, then so did THEY.
So I rushed to the nearest phonebooth, changed into my Superhero Teacher Uniform, and headed them off before they slipped out of the building (my cape is very attractive, by the way).
I then told them, in a bossy Superhero Teacher tone, to go back to the auditorium until they were dismissed.
One girl gave me the Evil Teenage Girl Death Stare and said
"You're SUCH a ....." Pause. Thinking thinking thinking.....
And I'm waiting. The possibilities are endless, but favorite menu items include:
"Bitch"
"Asshole"
"Fucking Bitch" (Always a winner!)
FINALLY she finishes her sentence.
"You're SUCH a ....'Holiday Person!'
Ouch.
And you thought it was easy being a Superhero Teacher.
First of all, if you're gonna attempt a sneak escape from anywhere, don't do it in packs of 13.
Secondly, if I had to stay, then so did THEY.
So I rushed to the nearest phonebooth, changed into my Superhero Teacher Uniform, and headed them off before they slipped out of the building (my cape is very attractive, by the way).
I then told them, in a bossy Superhero Teacher tone, to go back to the auditorium until they were dismissed.
One girl gave me the Evil Teenage Girl Death Stare and said
"You're SUCH a ....." Pause. Thinking thinking thinking.....
And I'm waiting. The possibilities are endless, but favorite menu items include:
"Bitch"
"Asshole"
"Fucking Bitch" (Always a winner!)
FINALLY she finishes her sentence.
"You're SUCH a ....'Holiday Person!'
Ouch.
And you thought it was easy being a Superhero Teacher.
posted by Bemisdown at 1:38 PM
17 Comments:
You should hear what they call me.
Behind your back me and Hoag call you a Fucking Bitchy Holiday Person.
With nice cans.
Thank-you. That's much better.
GREAT cans.
Really really really great cans.
Wonderfully great cans.
I dream about those bodacious ta-ta's.
Succulent mounds of titty goodness.
just give me a little feel...
I'm just going to ignore the troublemakers on this blog and say...
Merry Christmas, Bemis...been very nice goofing off on the blogs with you. Best wishes for 2007!
Thanks cake & anunomess...
The world is full of creeps. Why I seem to attract them is....well....the story of my life.
But who cares. I can deal with creeps. I appreciate my friends though.
Merry Merry Merry....
But IANO or Stuckwithacomb AREN'T creeps...they're just...well. You know.
Merry Christmas to all you guys too!!!!
Still lovin' those big can-a-roonies!
I hope you never post another blog ever again, that way we can all just come here every day and think of your glorious (and firm) cans!
I wanna do a motorboat
Bemis:
Quick, post a new blog...I'm getting overwhelmed by lunatics, here! Help, help!!
Cake & Annunomess,
I'm sorry. I don't know what cave they crawled out of, or why they're here, but I don't think spraying pesticide on my computer will work.
So my M.O. is to just ignore them until they figure out there's a trillion sites out there reserved specifically for creeps where they'd be welcome. They ain't welcome here though.
But don't abandon me because of the invasion of the registered sex offenders...we're all sweetness and happiness here...
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