Fashion Disasta!
This kind of stuff happens to me all the time.
It seems that Frontal Lobotomy Laura, our very own First Lady (as opposed to our Second First Lady, who is busy preparing a nursery for the upcoming birth of her lesbian daughter's child.....haaaaaaa...better check the batteries in the old pacemaker there Dick) had a major fashion problem recently.
She spent somewhere around $8000.00 for a dress from designer Oscar de la Renta. And when she wore it to some official First Lady and Husband affair, there were two other women there wearing the exact same dress.
SHIT!!!!! That's a 911 Fashion Emergency in her teenie weenie world.
Obviously she accidentally purchased it not from the actual designer, but from the Oscar de la "Renta Dress for $8000.00 Per Night" outlet.
Man that must've sucked. Not sure how she handled it, but it's not like she needed THAT crisis on top of discovering that:
Her Husband's an Idiot
Her Daughters are Idiots
She's an Idiot
How much can one Lady handle? Even if she's the First one.
(Or was that Eve...at least SHE had enough sense to hang around naked with just a figleaf over her privates...and you can bet there were no other ladies in Eden wearing the same figleaf as her.)
It seems that Frontal Lobotomy Laura, our very own First Lady (as opposed to our Second First Lady, who is busy preparing a nursery for the upcoming birth of her lesbian daughter's child.....haaaaaaa...better check the batteries in the old pacemaker there Dick) had a major fashion problem recently.
She spent somewhere around $8000.00 for a dress from designer Oscar de la Renta. And when she wore it to some official First Lady and Husband affair, there were two other women there wearing the exact same dress.
SHIT!!!!! That's a 911 Fashion Emergency in her teenie weenie world.
Obviously she accidentally purchased it not from the actual designer, but from the Oscar de la "Renta Dress for $8000.00 Per Night" outlet.
Man that must've sucked. Not sure how she handled it, but it's not like she needed THAT crisis on top of discovering that:
Her Husband's an Idiot
Her Daughters are Idiots
She's an Idiot
How much can one Lady handle? Even if she's the First one.
(Or was that Eve...at least SHE had enough sense to hang around naked with just a figleaf over her privates...and you can bet there were no other ladies in Eden wearing the same figleaf as her.)
posted by Bemisdown at 1:40 PM
9 Comments:
Oh pahlease, who wears fig leafs these days? They're so dated!
Anunomess,
It's because men take their fashion cues from penguins. We don't laugh at them because we feel sorry for them-there are MANY other members of the animal/aquatic life kingdom they can get fashion tips from, but some guy settled on penguins about a century ago and they rest of the guy world just copied him.
I mean, how long did it take them to stop wearing powdered wigs??? (I think THAT fashion tip came from sheep)
Eve,
I think Britney Spears could probably use a figleaf right about now.
Sorry...there I go again with that "image..."
*sob*
Anunomess,
But if you consider the Animal-As-Fashion-Consultant Theory, just imagine how Hoagy could revolutionize men's formal attire.
Penguin suits? Talk about "so yesterday."
Let's start thinking Danger Bear Formal Wear.
And chill out Laura. So you screwed up in your most important task as a First Lady.
Just return the dress to the Oscar de la "Renta Store" (it's probably due back anyway, or else you're gonna have to start paying late fees) and we'll all forget about it in a few decades.
"Let's start thinking Danger Bear Formal Wear."
I hear it's going to be quite fancy (and will require very nice shoes, too).
Motheragawd,
Now THERE'S an idea-hopefuly the husbands won't be wearing the same Oscar de le "Renta Hunting Vests" as the VEEP...That would push him even further over the edge...
Is that possible?
Cake,
"Danger Bear Formal Wear"
Manly, yet 2 pair of matching fancy lad shoes required per outfit.
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