Scooter's New Song
I just returned from the mall with my daughters and the requisite 14 year old friend. (I hate the mall all times of the day, all the days of the year, so you can imagine what a blast I had there on a Saturday night during the Christmas season with two teenage girls and one in training-I now offically have Post Traumatic Stress Disorder-but where else can you go to get a pair of ripped jeans for $60.00?)
Anyway, Scooter's sort of a force of nature. And when she's not bitching, she can actually be funny. (She apologized for taking so long in one ridiculously expensive store, but blamed her friend because she said her boobs were so big they had to take extra time to get a shirt that would fit.
Friend: "My boobs aren't THAT big!"
Scooter: "You're a C. Third letter in the Alphabet.")
So on the ride home Scooter, who always behaves like she's jacked up on caffiene, just randoming began belting out the following "song" (think of the musical Annie," and the chorus from that song "Tomorrow"-that was the tune she choose):
VAGINA
VAGINA
I HAVE A
VAGINA
IT'S RIGHT HERE BETWEEN MY LEGS
And then, after peeing ourselves from laughing, we ALL started singing it together, like it was your average happy family roadtrip song.
I suggested she should record it (I'm sure her vocal instructor wouldn't mind!) and send a copy to Britney Spears.
Anyway, Scooter's sort of a force of nature. And when she's not bitching, she can actually be funny. (She apologized for taking so long in one ridiculously expensive store, but blamed her friend because she said her boobs were so big they had to take extra time to get a shirt that would fit.
Friend: "My boobs aren't THAT big!"
Scooter: "You're a C. Third letter in the Alphabet.")
So on the ride home Scooter, who always behaves like she's jacked up on caffiene, just randoming began belting out the following "song" (think of the musical Annie," and the chorus from that song "Tomorrow"-that was the tune she choose):
VAGINA
VAGINA
I HAVE A
VAGINA
IT'S RIGHT HERE BETWEEN MY LEGS
And then, after peeing ourselves from laughing, we ALL started singing it together, like it was your average happy family roadtrip song.
I suggested she should record it (I'm sure her vocal instructor wouldn't mind!) and send a copy to Britney Spears.
posted by Bemisdown at 2:51 PM
3 Comments:
Thnaks for the update anunomess...hopefully my daughter won't become one of "them."
(but she does have a way with lyrics!)
Anunomess,
I thought the lyrics were hysterical (which proves I have the sense of humor of a 14 year old).
Hey....if guys can always refer to what their "packin," in their songs then it's time for a catchy little Vagina tune.
I cannot, of course, publish some of the more "racy" things she's said, but she's usually quick with a clever and completely inappropriate comeback/comment. She'll say most anything.
Kids in her school do not get in her way.
And I, who am usually shockproof, have to constantly remind her to tone it down.
But as I said, she's a force of nature right now. (the only time she's "shy" is when she's performing...go figure)
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