Paris Hilton's Big Moment

Paris Hilton,as we know, is a very accomplished woman. During her relatively short life (well, I don't actually know how old she is, but let's agree she's youngish) she has managed to:

1. Be born into a very rich family
2. Shop
3. Appear at every party ever given everywhere (except my daughter's 11th birthday party- but we didn't have many celebrity 11 year olds there, so I'll excuse Paris for not showing up)
4. Get engaged a few times (even once to a guy with the same name as her! Now THAT'S something!)
5. Write a book (with some words in it)
6. Star in a couple of movies. I think
7. Make a CD which stayed at the top of the charts for, say, 1 minute and 35 seconds
8. Get her very own personal DUI conviction

Whew. I could just go on and on, but obviously Paris is ONE Renaissance lady!

Anyway, I was reading today about an incident that may be the absolute highlight of Paris's career. She was at a concert/party hosted by Rapper WXYZ-Jay. Paris was scheduled to lip sync a couple of her own songs later in the evening. Naturally she got a little bored while the host rapper was singing, so she spent a couple of hours gazing at herself in her compact mirror and swilling vodka drinks.

So when her turn came to fake sing, she got up on stage, the music started, and then she puked. Barfed. Threw up her vodka martini's all over the stage! Bravo Paris!!! Who needs Courtney Love or Anna Nicole Smith when you can get THAT kind of performance!

No wonder I'm President of her Fan Club!