A Christmas Carol For Drug Dealers
You Better Watch Out
You Better Not Buy
A Whole Bunch Of Coke And I'm Tellin You Why
The Drug Tsar Is Coming To Town
He's Making A List
He's Hanging Outside
Your House All Day
So You Better Hide
The Drug Tsar Is Coming To Town
He Knows What You've Been Snorting
He Knows the Smell of Schrooms
He Wants To Find A Meth Lab
Right Inside Your Family Rooms
So You Better Watch Out
And Don't Get Big Heads
Cause He'll Even Cuff You
For Puppy Meds
The Drug Tsar Is Coming To Town
He Sees You When You're Taking
A Neighbor's Wad Of Cash
He Doesn't Care If It Is For
Either Crack or Pills or Hash
So Shut Off The Lights
Take A Trip To Beruit
It's Gotta Beat Wearing
An Orange Jumpsuit
The Drug Tsar Is Coming TO TOWWWWN!
You Better Not Buy
A Whole Bunch Of Coke And I'm Tellin You Why
The Drug Tsar Is Coming To Town
He's Making A List
He's Hanging Outside
Your House All Day
So You Better Hide
The Drug Tsar Is Coming To Town
He Knows What You've Been Snorting
He Knows the Smell of Schrooms
He Wants To Find A Meth Lab
Right Inside Your Family Rooms
So You Better Watch Out
And Don't Get Big Heads
Cause He'll Even Cuff You
For Puppy Meds
The Drug Tsar Is Coming To Town
He Sees You When You're Taking
A Neighbor's Wad Of Cash
He Doesn't Care If It Is For
Either Crack or Pills or Hash
So Shut Off The Lights
Take A Trip To Beruit
It's Gotta Beat Wearing
An Orange Jumpsuit
The Drug Tsar Is Coming TO TOWWWWN!
posted by Bemisdown at 1:20 PM
22 Comments:
are you on drugs?
Just spreading holiday cheer to EVERYONE!
And yes, I am on drugs. Legally prescribed, of course.
Did Anuno share the puppy meds with you?
Catchy tune...is it available for sale? I'm playing seasonally appropriate Burl Ives at the moment...but I think my customers could just as easily groove to that one.
Fake T-
I think it's sorta catchy, and within the boundries of the inclusive holiday spirit.
And once again, I don't NEED puppy meds- I have PEOPLE meds.
Cake,
For you, of course. Burl Ives? I think some of your customers will not only enjoy my catchy tune, but may rush home immediately.
hey b-down...it really is me :)
Of course...that's what a fake T would say!
(I'll be waiting for my cd...my customers are all excited!)
T-
SORRY!!!!
Didn't mean it when I called you "fake."
Really!
Now I'm all confused...maybe I do need some puppy meds.
where's anunomess when you need her...
And cake, do you have a bday hangover?
TESTING TESTING....
Ok Fake/Real T...did you get my e-mail?
Only a REAL T would know what it was about....
T:
I had a very nice birthday hangover, as a matter of fact, yes. Nothing like too much good food...too much dessert...and, of course, the wine.
Mmm. And to think I used to like birthdays just for the balloons and ice cream...
And by the way all of you Warriors Against Drugs:
I am neither a Drug Doer (except Legally Prescribed, of course) nor a Drug Dealer-if I were, I'd enjoy a much better lifestyle.
Thank-You.
Miss B-Down
Cake,
Happy to hear you got an appropriate B-Day Hangover.
Must've been the cheesecake.
"WADS" is the worst acronym I've heard in ages.
(Yes, I should be working but it seems folks don't feel like Christmas shopping in the damn rain...::sigh::)
Pass the wine? My hangover's gone...maybe I need to start on a new one.
You passed the test REAL T....
Now let's get some wine to Cake real quick.
Woof! Woof! I hear ya, Bemis.
Woof!
I am not on drugs either, although I think my owner might have a prescription for me when I am supposed to visit the Vet.
Woof!
My owner, Anunomess, would like me to make a correction from my earlier post. She does not have any meds for me, just vitamins. She assures me.
So please disregard previous comment (I was just confused after taking some of those powerful vitamins my vet prescribed.)
Things are much clearer now. Woof!
::receives doggie treat::
Cackling hens
anunomess,
I'm sure your puppy is very well cared for, and there will not be a Vice Squad outside your door this Happy Holiday Season to sieze his meds.
anunomess,
Excuse me....did I say meds? I meant vitamins.
Just make sure Fido isn't trying to sell them.
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