We Already Know

Don't bother watching the president's speech tonite because it's just gonna go like this (abbreviated version):

Ceremonial entrance into The Chambers to the music of "God Save The Queen."(The Sex Pistols)

Applause.

President: "We have reached a crucial point in our War on Terror and Evildoers across the globe."

Applause.

President: "Despite the dedicated service of our fine men and women in uniform, we have proven that, with resolve, we can use our military might instead of diplomacy and turn a sovereign nation into a cesspool of violence and poverty."

Applause. (Pan to uniformed veteran in audience who can't clap because he hasn't figured out exactly how to use his orthopedic arms yet)

President: "My fellow Americans, we haven't just given the Iraqi people countless thousands of civilian casualties, intractable sectarian violence, and piles of rubble where their homes once stood. We've given them something far more precious. We've given them Democracy."

Applause.

President: "But The American people spoke clearly in the previous election. You said you want to take a new course in our war against
Terror and Evil. You want our troops out of Iraq."

Loud Applause.

President: "That committee of old guys my daddy helped put together to keep my approval ratings from sinking below Hoover's gave me a report. I read most of it. It said get our troops the hell out of Iraq."

Loud Applause.

President: "And even though the First Lady is still a little miffed about that whole Oscar de la Renta thing, she wants our troops out of Iraq. I think."

Loud Applause.

President: "As your leader and the Commander-in-Chief, I want to assure my fellow Americans that I hear you."

Very Loud Applause.

President: "So I intend to propose immediately to the new leadership in the House and the Senate that we increase our troop presence in Iraq."

(Guy with orthopedic arms tries to clap)

There's probably something much more intelligent and realistic to watch on the Disney Channel.