Guilt Song for Nooprah
Ode to nooprah...to the tune of "Where Have All The Flowers Gone" because he is, deep down, a peace loving anti-war activist. And he ditched us.
Where has our nooprah gone
Long time writing
Where has our nooprah gone
Oh he's got work
Faithful readers are upset
Since he got high speed internet
Will he ever return?
Will he ever return....
Where have all his readers gone
Since his notice?
Where have all his readers gone
He doesn't care
He's got comic books to sell
The rest of us can go to hell
Will he ever return?
Will he ever return....
Where will buddy Hoagy go
Without nooprah?
Where will buddy Hoagy go
With all his tales
We hope he wasn't just a lie
And our fancy lad will stay close by
Will he ever return?
Will he ever return...
Where has our nooprah gone
Long time writing
Where has our nooprah gone
Sweet Potato pie
He's got better things to do
Than to talk to me and you
Will he ever return?
Will he ever return......
Last word: Reagan didn't end the Cold war.
Where has our nooprah gone
Long time writing
Where has our nooprah gone
Oh he's got work
Faithful readers are upset
Since he got high speed internet
Will he ever return?
Will he ever return....
Where have all his readers gone
Since his notice?
Where have all his readers gone
He doesn't care
He's got comic books to sell
The rest of us can go to hell
Will he ever return?
Will he ever return....
Where will buddy Hoagy go
Without nooprah?
Where will buddy Hoagy go
With all his tales
We hope he wasn't just a lie
And our fancy lad will stay close by
Will he ever return?
Will he ever return...
Where has our nooprah gone
Long time writing
Where has our nooprah gone
Sweet Potato pie
He's got better things to do
Than to talk to me and you
Will he ever return?
Will he ever return......
Last word: Reagan didn't end the Cold war.
posted by Bemisdown at 7:19 PM
11 Comments:
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Oh brilliant, ha! You're my hero, Bemis.
(Though I'm very susceptible to getting songs stuck in my head...and now that one's in there good. With your lyrics, even...oh no...)
I think maybe it sounds better to the tune of Justin Timberlake's hit song "SexyBack."
Which is appropriate, because I believe, in my heart, that Cousin Steve will be back. And he will be, I'm sure, bringing Sexy back with him.
now can you go sing this outside his store window to get his attention?
Nooprah has a sexy back?
I didn't die ya know. I still read the blogs....I just don't have time in the mornings to write the blog.
By the way...nice cans.
Forget the ghost of IANO past and sexy backs...I'm stuck on the fact that Clinky's a Justin Timberlake fan.
::shudders::
Tex,
He'd have me arrested.
And thanks cake....
We understand why nooprah can't take that TEN MINUTES out of his busy day to write something enjoyably (made-up word?) stupid.
Really.
And regarding Clinky and Justin Timberlake...I have no comment.
Sincerely,
Clinky's Manager
Dear Clinky's Manager:
Can't you pretty please steer him towards the Stones?
Just an idea...
Sincerely,
Cake
I know, me too...I'm in blog withdrawl. Can you die from that??
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