Stuff I HEART
It occurred to me recently that I spend a lot of time here pissing and moaning about things I DON'T like.
So I thought, "Hey Bemisdown, how about shedding a ray of sunlight onto your little slice of cyberspace and take a moment to treasure all that is wonderful and glorious about life and share them with people who don't know you and don't really care what you think!"
Talk about an Inspiration! And I've got SO much to be Thankful for!
1. Sweet, adorable fuzzy little pets. (as long as they're not dogs, cats, mice or rabbits and don't belong to me)
2. Speeds Limits. "Thank-you officer for alerting me to the fact that I was driving 43 MPH in a 30 MPH zone. I DESERVE that ticket, and will pay it promptly with a Good Citizen smile on my face. We're so lucky you're here to Protect and Serve us!"
3. Alarm Clocks: Who needs to continue dreaming about an exotic evening in Venice with George Clooney? It's 5:30 A.M.! Time to get up and start your FAR more romantic and fulfilling day at work!
4. The Mailman: "I appreciate that you go out of your way to deliver bills to my doorstep everyday. May I give you a French Kiss for your efforts?"
5. Holidays: I love them ALL, except Halloween, Christmas (unless I win the stupid gift swap) Thanksgiving and Easter. Beautiful memories are made during these times.
6. Exclamation Points and CAPS: Don't they make you want to jump out of your seat!!!!
I'm SO glad they were invented!!!!!!!!
See? I've turned my frown upside down. (Exclamation Points and Capital Letters included.)
So I thought, "Hey Bemisdown, how about shedding a ray of sunlight onto your little slice of cyberspace and take a moment to treasure all that is wonderful and glorious about life and share them with people who don't know you and don't really care what you think!"
Talk about an Inspiration! And I've got SO much to be Thankful for!
1. Sweet, adorable fuzzy little pets. (as long as they're not dogs, cats, mice or rabbits and don't belong to me)
2. Speeds Limits. "Thank-you officer for alerting me to the fact that I was driving 43 MPH in a 30 MPH zone. I DESERVE that ticket, and will pay it promptly with a Good Citizen smile on my face. We're so lucky you're here to Protect and Serve us!"
3. Alarm Clocks: Who needs to continue dreaming about an exotic evening in Venice with George Clooney? It's 5:30 A.M.! Time to get up and start your FAR more romantic and fulfilling day at work!
4. The Mailman: "I appreciate that you go out of your way to deliver bills to my doorstep everyday. May I give you a French Kiss for your efforts?"
5. Holidays: I love them ALL, except Halloween, Christmas (unless I win the stupid gift swap) Thanksgiving and Easter. Beautiful memories are made during these times.
6. Exclamation Points and CAPS: Don't they make you want to jump out of your seat!!!!
I'm SO glad they were invented!!!!!!!!
See? I've turned my frown upside down. (Exclamation Points and Capital Letters included.)
posted by Bemisdown at 2:45 PM
6 Comments:
1. Here, have an iguana.
2. In Germany, there aren't any speed limits. Perhaps you need to consider relocating?
3. 5:30am!!! I'm not going to tell you what time I get up...you'll get on a plane and fly here just to slap me. (Alarm clocks are evil...I could almost see how someone would develop a clock phobia if it started with alarm clocks...)
4. Every so often I get something that's not a bill...I think even the mailman is astonished when that happens!
5. So you like St. Patty's Day?
6. WHAT??!!!!! SPEAK UP, I CAN'T HEAR YOU!!!
That was fun. Can I go back to bed now? No? Damn!
>>>>dreaming about an exotic evening in Venice with George Clooney?<<<<<<
According to someone we know...George is gay.
Nooprah,
Since when did that matter to me?
And Motheragawd,
THANKS FOR THE CAPS AND EXCLAMATION POINTS!!!!!!!
I can take it cake....
What time does YOUR alarm clock go off? Just please don't tell me you don't need an alarm clock-that might just push me over the edge.
what about these dots...
coolest punctuation mark...
trails off just like thoughts...
SORRY, FELLOW VIRGO!!!!!!!!
Had to give you a pointy-headed haiku in exchange for the excellent limerick you gave me!!!
Your blog is just the best--inclement or clement, it's replete with sunshiney bright sarcasm (with new, lemony-fresh scent!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)!
Boy, did I like your "whistling camping story." Sad and funny!!!! Funnily sad!!!!!!
Thanks Sparkle!
For the haiku AND the high five! (yeah...I'm a little retarded)
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