Sparkle's Wisdom
Since Sparkle said in the blog across the hall that "sex sells," I decided to devote an ENTIRE piece to my very own personal sex life.
Warning: Some content may be graphic and not intended for children.
Hang onto your hats folks-you're about to enter the racy and sometimes "naughty" world of a single gal! It's ALL action, ALL the time here in Bemish Town. So here goes!
Ummmmm. Ok-hold on. Tap tap tap tap. Still thinking! Now let's see...don't go away-just give me a minute....La La La La... Yawn...has anyone seen my nail file?
Jeeze-this is REALLY embarrasing! I've obviously developed a very severe case of Writer's Bloc. Or Amnesia. Maybe BOTH. Honest!!! Really!!!! Oh My God!!!!
I'll go see my doctor first thing tomorrow. And I'll get a note from him.
Imagine getting Writer's Bloc AND Amnesia at the same time! Just when I was about to write my juiciest piece!
Life just isn't fair.
Warning: Some content may be graphic and not intended for children.
Hang onto your hats folks-you're about to enter the racy and sometimes "naughty" world of a single gal! It's ALL action, ALL the time here in Bemish Town. So here goes!
Ummmmm. Ok-hold on. Tap tap tap tap. Still thinking! Now let's see...don't go away-just give me a minute....La La La La... Yawn...has anyone seen my nail file?
Jeeze-this is REALLY embarrasing! I've obviously developed a very severe case of Writer's Bloc. Or Amnesia. Maybe BOTH. Honest!!! Really!!!! Oh My God!!!!
I'll go see my doctor first thing tomorrow. And I'll get a note from him.
Imagine getting Writer's Bloc AND Amnesia at the same time! Just when I was about to write my juiciest piece!
Life just isn't fair.
posted by Bemisdown at 4:11 PM
4 Comments:
You got writer's block just as you were gonna write about your sex life.
You just got shy, admit it. ::giggling::
I love the part where you....ummmm...ahhhh....I forget.
Cake,
I think I just lack "material."
You gave NoOprah amnesia so it was all worth it!
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