Why Republicans Are Stupid
1. They know less about the Constitution than my 5th Grade daughter.
2. They consider actual evidence to be "pesky" if it does not coorespond with their beliefs.
3. They refer to anyone who disagrees with the war in Iraq to be "Treasonous." (Refer to # 1)
4. They watch Fox TV and think they're getting news.
5. They elect dimwitted nutjobs to the highest positions of power and pretend those folks are doing a great job when they're actually destroying our credibility throughout the world and diminishing our ability to be an effective force of reason everywhere.
6. They have no sense of history.
7. They don't care about anyone but themselves.
8. They are the party which professes to want "limited government" but has managed to create a government far larger and more invasive than any in our history.
9. They believe "God" is guiding them (refer to # 1).
10. They are "not so secret" Social Darwinists.
11. I'm pretty sure they don't know how to read.
12. They confuse "elections" with "democracy," and believe in their hearts that the world, and our country, should be run by an oligarchy of rich insiders.
13. As soon as their fortunes wane, they miraculously become Democrats.
2. They consider actual evidence to be "pesky" if it does not coorespond with their beliefs.
3. They refer to anyone who disagrees with the war in Iraq to be "Treasonous." (Refer to # 1)
4. They watch Fox TV and think they're getting news.
5. They elect dimwitted nutjobs to the highest positions of power and pretend those folks are doing a great job when they're actually destroying our credibility throughout the world and diminishing our ability to be an effective force of reason everywhere.
6. They have no sense of history.
7. They don't care about anyone but themselves.
8. They are the party which professes to want "limited government" but has managed to create a government far larger and more invasive than any in our history.
9. They believe "God" is guiding them (refer to # 1).
10. They are "not so secret" Social Darwinists.
11. I'm pretty sure they don't know how to read.
12. They confuse "elections" with "democracy," and believe in their hearts that the world, and our country, should be run by an oligarchy of rich insiders.
13. As soon as their fortunes wane, they miraculously become Democrats.
posted by Bemisdown at 4:25 PM
13 Comments:
Okay, #11 totally cracked me up! Ha!
That's good to know. So we can make fun of Republicans, no problem at all, and don't have to worry about making smoke come out their ears or anything. Phew!
So, how many Republicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
(I don't actually know...I'm hoping someone has a good punchline for that.)
14. The believe that Iraq had something to do with 9/11.
15. They don't believe in science.
16. Can't spell "correspond."
OH MAN CLINKY!!!!!!
Huh? Wha?? I wasn't paying attention...I was looking at your ass and tits. Did you say something?
Oligarchy
Oligarchy
MotherofGawd huh? Wha?? I wasn't paying attention...I was looking at your ass and tits. Did you say something?
Motheragawd,
At least we have nice butts and boobs.
Stuckwithacomb,
Your lesson is to somehow manage to use the word "Oligarchy" in casual conversation, correctly, 3 times tomorrow.
Cake,
We'll have to work on the lightbulb joke.
But we can ALWAYS make fun of Republicans, even if we get "spellchecked" for it.
Motheragawd,
I like the "Toy Theory" alternative...especially since it came from the Twilight Zone.
Any inspired alternatives for the "Theory" of Gravity?
oligarchy, oligarchy
Omy darlin clementine
Republicans are so cute.
And oligarthy IS fun to say...
And I'm wicked behind on your blog...egad.
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