Singing a Happy Tune
If you're not a MA resident, then you might not be as excited as I am.
I watched the Great Debate between "What's Her Name" Healy and Deval Patrick tonight. They both want to be Governor of Massachusetts, and "What's Her Name" Healy's only advantage is that she's taller than Deval Patrick. And her husband's wicked rich.
Current Absentee Governor Guy Smiley was not in attendance.
How do you spell "Republican" again?
L.O.S.E.R.S
I watched the Great Debate between "What's Her Name" Healy and Deval Patrick tonight. They both want to be Governor of Massachusetts, and "What's Her Name" Healy's only advantage is that she's taller than Deval Patrick. And her husband's wicked rich.
Current Absentee Governor Guy Smiley was not in attendance.
How do you spell "Republican" again?
L.O.S.E.R.S
posted by Bemisdown at 5:58 PM
14 Comments:
Deval Patrick is anagram for "Vapid Tackler."
The Republicans are gonna lose because Massachusetts is a sexist state.
Given that I don't live there either, I also couldn't care less who's voted in as Governor...
...I just hope it's someone who'll make a good target for Stewart and Colbert!
Nooprah,
We're a sexy state?
Yeah, baby! We're a sexy state! Mrrrrrow! Wicked pissah sexy! Baked beans! Double Mrrrow!
New License Plates!
Massachusetts
The Sexiest State
Anunomess,
What's her name??? I keep forgetting because I use the Power of The Remote Control whenever her ads come on, and there are SO MANY Deval Patrick signs around....
And what about Utah? Talk about a "HOT" state...
Clinky,
And of course, anagram is an anagram for "Managra," which is either a book or a small island off the coast of South America that I just made up.
Anunomess,
"Devil?" He's not STALIN! He's just a Democrat.
And I'm not crazy about EITHER parties, by the way-just have never been able cast a vote for a Republican. There are nutjobs in BOTH parties, but the Republicans have REALLY scored high these past years on the nutjob's meter.
I'm thinking of moving to Managra.
"Sexy, itty, bitty, midget state"--boy, that made me laugh! :-) But gee, doesn't "Managra" sound like a new brand of Viagra?! "For the manliest of men...it's Managra!" Grrrrr! Mrrrow!
Delaware has to be the least sexy state due to its depressing motto: "Delaware...First again" which pretty much sounds like a direct complaint from a deeply depressed Mrs. Delaware.
FUNNY Sparkle!!!!!!
A+ for THAT one!
Anunomess,
Itty bitty midget just doesn't belong in the same sentence with "sexy."
I can't resist:
"What did Delaware?"
"Idaho. Alaska."
Think it's time for my meds?
"(I hear she's an Independent-Federalist-Liberatarian-Anarchist-Green Party-Communist!)
But don't tell, she hates labels."
Hey, don't be givin' away all my political secrets when I'm sitting right here! Sheesh.
Anyways, during the last election I actually wanted to vote for the Marijuana Party...but there was no candidate in my area. Damnit.
I think I might start a party of my own, just so I have someone to vote for...I'm thinking of calling it the Puppies, Popcorn Brownies and Free Wine Party.
Vote for me?
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