Mr. No's B-Day Present
I had just turned 40, and visited Nooprah at his place of work.
Excitedly I said to him "LOOK! I'm 40 and I have no gray hairs!!!"
Within seconds, he looked at me with his x-ray vision, spotted a sole lonely very well hidden single strand of gray hair that I didn't know existed, reached over the counter and plucked it out of my head.
And then he said "You're right!"
Does someone have a birthday coming up?????
Excitedly I said to him "LOOK! I'm 40 and I have no gray hairs!!!"
Within seconds, he looked at me with his x-ray vision, spotted a sole lonely very well hidden single strand of gray hair that I didn't know existed, reached over the counter and plucked it out of my head.
And then he said "You're right!"
Does someone have a birthday coming up?????
posted by Bemisdown at 6:52 PM
4 Comments:
That's why x-ray vision is the best superpower.
For once, that's not even a non-sequitur! Cool.
"Hey look! There's another one..."
Nope. That was the ONLY one.
Or the only one anyone's plucked from head anyways.
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