Yet ANOTHER Example

Dogs are stupid.

I didn't invent them-I'm just stating a scientific fact. Normally they're only an I.Q. point smarter than cats, which have absolutely no use on the planet whatsoever-unless weaving around people's ankles and staring somehow count for something.

Here's the story: (as reported by CNN because there obviously isn't 24 hours worth of actual NEWS to write about)

A fire starts in a lady's house.
The lady has only one leg, and her artificial one was hanging in the coat closet or something at the time the fire began (Personal Note: If I only had one leg, I'd sure keep the fake one either on or pretty close by. In case of fires and such)
So her specially trained Artificial Leg Dog jumped into action and brought his owner her leg AND a phone so she could dial 911.

Hurray Fido!!! You're a Hero!!! He could've just called it a day, received a key to the city AND his picture in the paper.

But hero dog decided to save the cat in the house too and then died in the fire.

First of all, the cat STARTED the fire in the first place.

And secondly, if this dog was so brilliant he would have KNOWN that dogs don't go out of their way to save cats. He obviously didn't watch enough educational cartoons.

Just like cats don't knock themselves out to save mice (remember Tom & Jerry?)-they kill them and plant their bloody carcasses on your doorstep-or ex-wives don't put themselves in harms way to save their ex-husbands if they happened to be trapped in a burning car on a deserted road miles and miles away from anywhere (Ooops. Sorry!!! Where did THAT come from??? Must've been a random slip-up!!!)

I'm being harsh, you say? Yup. But it's the simple cycle of nature.

I didn't invent it.