Proverb Of The Day
"You give a man a fish and he eats for a day."
"You teach a man how to get to any one of the three grocery stores within a mile from his house, and he never has to eat anything with eyeballs again."
Sorry. I get profound like this occasionally.
"You teach a man how to get to any one of the three grocery stores within a mile from his house, and he never has to eat anything with eyeballs again."
Sorry. I get profound like this occasionally.
posted by Bemisdown at 3:00 PM
5 Comments:
Hey mzmatch!!!!
Back from the land of Freedom Fries???
Silly indeed...I've studied under the best and brightest teachers on the planet-it's not THEIR fault that I became an idiot.
Eyeballs. ::sighs::
Now, motheragawd, she clearly means apple (pommes) fries (frites). Those crrrrrazy Parisiens.
As for the proverb...umm.
Hmmm.
No, I got nuffin'. Pass the wine?
Motheragawd:
Love the way you made sure to include the registered trademark symbol for Gortons Fish-afraid of being sued?
And you're all a bunch of Knuckleheads.
I'm NOT explaining my Profound Proverb..you need to search your own souls to figure out its meaning.
Lamont,
That's a technicality. The experts say potatoes have "eyes," and hence, according to your logic, "eyeballs," but I've never seen a potatoe staring at me from a dinner plate.
Unless you're eating Mr. Potatoe Heads with your steak-THOSE guys will stare at you. And I think they have arms too.
Post a Comment
<< Home