It's Country And Western Time!
The following is be sung to the tune of some Country & Western song I don't know because I can't stand listening to any of it (just remember to twang):
I live in a cabin way out in the woods
Got a shotgun a bloodhound and lots of canned goods
Sometimes I git thinkin that life ain't so bad
But Lord there's a few things I sure wish I had
CHORUS
Wanna git me a trailer in some fancy park
With clean runnin water and lights when its dark
Got my eye on a gal who I'd treat like a queen
But I just gotta wait until she turns 14
My woman ran off with some slick carny guy
My papa's the drunk in a town real close by
He ain't come to see me in over three years
Cuz he don't like my moonshine and I ain't got no beers
My mama she lives in a big ol state jail
If I had some book learnin then she'd sure git some mail
The cops didn't like the work that she done
But it made the boys happy and she said it was fun
CHORUS
Wanna git me a trailer in some fancy park
With clean runnin water and lights when it's dark
Got my eye on a gal who I'd treat like a queen
But I just gotta wait until she turns 14
Got a lot of spare parts all over my yard
Wanna build me a rig but it's just too dam hard
Sometimes I go fishin and catch me some trout
I wish I could eat em but my teeth all fell out
So I sit on the couch on my porch everyday
Use my slingshot and shotgun to keep critters away
Sometimes I git wonderin what I ain't doin right
Lord Knows I take baths every third Friday night
CHORUS....
Bye!!!! Off to Nashville!!!!!
I live in a cabin way out in the woods
Got a shotgun a bloodhound and lots of canned goods
Sometimes I git thinkin that life ain't so bad
But Lord there's a few things I sure wish I had
CHORUS
Wanna git me a trailer in some fancy park
With clean runnin water and lights when its dark
Got my eye on a gal who I'd treat like a queen
But I just gotta wait until she turns 14
My woman ran off with some slick carny guy
My papa's the drunk in a town real close by
He ain't come to see me in over three years
Cuz he don't like my moonshine and I ain't got no beers
My mama she lives in a big ol state jail
If I had some book learnin then she'd sure git some mail
The cops didn't like the work that she done
But it made the boys happy and she said it was fun
CHORUS
Wanna git me a trailer in some fancy park
With clean runnin water and lights when it's dark
Got my eye on a gal who I'd treat like a queen
But I just gotta wait until she turns 14
Got a lot of spare parts all over my yard
Wanna build me a rig but it's just too dam hard
Sometimes I go fishin and catch me some trout
I wish I could eat em but my teeth all fell out
So I sit on the couch on my porch everyday
Use my slingshot and shotgun to keep critters away
Sometimes I git wonderin what I ain't doin right
Lord Knows I take baths every third Friday night
CHORUS....
Bye!!!! Off to Nashville!!!!!
posted by Bemisdown at 5:30 PM
14 Comments:
Bemisdown:
It was a long day and this was an excellent, silly, wonderful ending for it...thank you.
::laughing!::
Thanks Cake!
I'm just testing out my options for a new profession.
I love the idea of your loud shrill voice singing Country Western songs.
Not really.
Have already suggested that to Scooter...she scooted away real fast.
And Nooprah...
You just don't know what your missing!
Bemisdown:
Does NoOprah have an answering machine at his place of work? Or at home?
Because he's just begging for you to leave him a nice long message...you know, singing that song, as off-key and shrill as possible.
Cake,
That's inspired!
Can you play the banjo?
mzmatch,
I think your cube neighbors need to hear me actually SING the song.
Oh. Nevermind. I forgot that you don't want to get fired.
Anunomess...
ROADTRIP!!!!
I say we git gettin!!!!!
Anunomess,
Are you brinin the Possum? Oh Hell,let's just shoot em when we git there!
Can I come too?
(I don't have a banjo, but I do have a fiddle...will that do?)
HA!
I posted that and THEN saw Anunomess's comment...we're all set!
Nashville Bound!!!
We've got Cake and anunomess, fiddles and bajos, and the possibility of Possum.
How's that Chevy on oil by the way?
Of course I meant "banjo's"... But spellin don't count here.
Look out Dixie Chicks! We're going on a roadtrip, and WE'RE all Red White & Blue here. Unless we toss our laundry together in hot water....
I'm ready, Anunomess! ::waves camera around eagerly::
By the way, I'm mostly red and white but I've got jeans...they'll pass for the blue, right?
Did someone say moonshine??? When do we leave, again?
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