Lunch
Because, collectively, my family has the IQ of a garden type variety snake, some of my siblings have very specific rules about food, particularly lunch.
The lunch debate dates back years, and since we are a group that can have a prolonged discussion about what constitutes a "cookout," or what type of tomatoes are allowed to be used in a sauce (I was not personally part of that discussion since besides being a New Englander who's never been to Fenway Park, I'm also an Italian woman who has NEVER made spaghetti sauce-my siblings just shook their heads in disgust when I revealed THAT little secret), you can imagine how "heated" the lunch debate has become.
The argument is really between my sister Joanne (who has rules about pretty much EVERYTHING-she should have been a prison guard) and my brother Richard.
According to Richard, "lunch" can constitute just about anything-meatloaf with mashed potatoes and gravy, a plate of pasta with meatballs, fried chicken...whatever's being served up.
Joannne finds this line of thinking inconceivable. Lunch, in her mind, is not "Dinner Lite." A tuna sandwich with chips, perhaps a bowl of soup with a salad...those are acceptable lunch items. But in her mind anyone who thinks they're eating "lunch" when the menu involves mashed potatoes and gravy is just fooling themselves.
This disagreement has been going on for years, and neither side is willing to give an inch. I think it's time to take it to the United Nations.
The lunch debate dates back years, and since we are a group that can have a prolonged discussion about what constitutes a "cookout," or what type of tomatoes are allowed to be used in a sauce (I was not personally part of that discussion since besides being a New Englander who's never been to Fenway Park, I'm also an Italian woman who has NEVER made spaghetti sauce-my siblings just shook their heads in disgust when I revealed THAT little secret), you can imagine how "heated" the lunch debate has become.
The argument is really between my sister Joanne (who has rules about pretty much EVERYTHING-she should have been a prison guard) and my brother Richard.
According to Richard, "lunch" can constitute just about anything-meatloaf with mashed potatoes and gravy, a plate of pasta with meatballs, fried chicken...whatever's being served up.
Joannne finds this line of thinking inconceivable. Lunch, in her mind, is not "Dinner Lite." A tuna sandwich with chips, perhaps a bowl of soup with a salad...those are acceptable lunch items. But in her mind anyone who thinks they're eating "lunch" when the menu involves mashed potatoes and gravy is just fooling themselves.
This disagreement has been going on for years, and neither side is willing to give an inch. I think it's time to take it to the United Nations.
14 Comments:
I love their lunch debate...I still have it archived
Yeah!!!! It's T!!!!!
I never saved the "lunch debate." Glad SOMEONE had the sense to.
I will send it your way ;)
motheragawd,
Name ONE.
Got me! Smart AND still dreamy.
Spaghetti for breakfast.
Scrambled eggs for dinner.
Donuts for lunch.
Please post the debate...
Let me work on that Clinky. It deserves to be posted.
anunomess,
I don't think "T" can get you out of this one. PUT DOWN THE AEROSAL CAN...STEP AWAY FROM THE CAR (Sore subject, I know) AND PUT DOWN THE CAN.
Just take a couple of those puppy meds and you'll be out of the loop in no time.
Oh good, yer back!!
I was worried we'd gotten you in trouble when we sent you back to the convent drunk the other day.
(It was all motheragawd's fault. She's a bad influence.)
And by the way, I hope those things don't make you grow a tail and chase cars (oops-sore subject again!)
You're right cake-we've got to keep anunomess away from bad influences. I'd just hate to see her sniffing around fire hydrants
Yup, watch her carefully or she'll go to the dogs for sure.
(Sorry, Anunomess...it seems Bemisdown is the bad influence, after all.)
I just don't want to see her end up in puppy rehab. It's what we in the "industry" call "Tough Puppy Love" cake.
You can say I'm a bad influence all you want...I've been through this puppy stuff before. I can take it.
As long as it's in moderation.
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