Once Upon a Time I Was Momenger
Because I have a cerebral cortex approximately the size of a teabag, I managed to so totally screw up my blog today that I had to start a whole brand new one with a whole brand new name! It's really fun being stupid!
I am now Bemisdown, but in my heart I will always be Momenger (weep weep). What the hell.
I am now Bemisdown, but in my heart I will always be Momenger (weep weep). What the hell.
posted by Bemisdown at 2:17 PM
7 Comments:
I love your teabag sized brain.
The link works.
My sympathies, and welcome back.
If it's any consolation, my magazine's Web site has a button on the posting template we've been instructed *not* to push at all costs. If it's pushed, the Internet goes down and pocket universes implode.
Of course, it's been pushed. And of course, our entire Web site went poof. Why they even have such a button accessible to editorial idiots is beyond me.
(And no, it wasn't me who pushed it, thank goodness. It was one of my colleagues, ironically probably the most tech savvy guy on the staff.)
Welcome back, Momen...I mean Bemisdown. I hope you realize that, since I'm slightly retarded, it'll be at least a few days before I remember who Bemisdown is and stop wondering where Momenger went.
::bangs head on counter::
Thanks guys-
Unfortunately there was no "Idiot" button with neon lights blinking DO NOT PRESS that I pressed. My stupidity took hard work Lois.
And Cake, it'll take me forever too, but I have only two children and I still get their names mixed up.
Nooprah, You're the King of the World!!!!!
Remembering your kids' names is too much damn work. That's why I refer to mine as Tantrum Lad and Sweaty Baby.
Or is it Tantrum Baby and Sweaty Lad? Whatever.
motheragawd,
I symapthise. But I'm not the only offender in the crew.
But I was thinking of changing my first name to "Tony," just to make things easier for the rest of the family.
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