Welcome to Thailand Mr. Pedophile

Thailand might just be the creepiest place on earth. While I've never been there personally, everyone on the planet knows it's like a Club Med for the NAMBLA crowd. They organize group trips and probably drive around in chartered busses like a bunch of Japanese tourists in Paris. And I'm sure they take lots of pictures too. The Thai government must use that same ad campaign Las Vegas uses...you know "What Happens in Thailand Stays in Thailand."

Is it a wonder they found that weird guy who claims to have killed Jon Benet Ramsy in Thailand? What if you had a friend who said to you in casual conversation "You know, I'm a middle aged unattached guy who loves children, so I think I'm going to go to Thailand and teach elementary school." Every security alarm, smoke detector, and carbon monoxide siren in your house would immediately be set off. Sort of the same thing that happens when I cook.

Flights to Thailand must have a type of EZ Pass for pedophiles. Airport Announcement: "All first class passengers and pedophiles may now board the plane." And when they go through customs, do the officials ask "Are you here for business or child molestation?"
Pedophile: "Child Molestation."
Official: (Stamps Passport) "Enjoy your stay."

It wouldn't be much different than having some Muslim wearing an attractive, state of the art suicide bomb vest try to board a plane in the U.S. while chanting "Death to America" and having the airport security officials say "You're all set. Enjoy your flight."

I'm sure there's stuff about Thailand that's good, but I'm not going to actually do any RESEARCH (read: WORK) to find out.

I think we should just send in ground troops. Unless you have a better idea.